I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I had high expectations and I was not let down
I wonder how a guy like that could possibly still be on the market.
A mix of nature to create beautiful afrocentric street art
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.
"Do you wanna fucking date?"
this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen
this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
NO means NO.
STOP means NO.
TURNING AWAY means NO.
PUSHING AWAY means NO.
"LEAVE ME ALONE" means NO.
PASSED OUT means NO.
"I’M NOT READY" means NO.
"I DON’T FEEL LIKE IT" means NO.
INTOXICATED means NO.
HIGH means NO.
"GET AWAY" means NO.
pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE
PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW
PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW
PEOPLE WHO CAN
PEOPLE WHO CAN CAN
CANS THAT CAN CAN
And then there’s me:
This last.gif. I´m in love.
Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home.
NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered.
It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute.
But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.
Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]
Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA
me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.