friendly reminder we’re going to see this little old women die
cinna get beaten to death
finnick die (plus he never gets to see his baby)
peeta getting tortured and hijacked
and prim get blown to pieces by a bomb. everything katniss did was to protect her sister.
girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs
We both wear the pants in this relationship. One leg each, we waddle around in unison. It’s beautiful, in a way.
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right
*[male presence intensifies]*
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember
due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today are exponentially more appealing than past generations.
So if you ever went back in time people would be amazed at your beauty and probably think you were some sort of god/goddess
this is not only amusing but it just made my mind explode